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For the Fun Of It! Silly Stress Relief

Sometimes, when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Or…consider this as an option for fun in the workplace one day soon…re-name your central office staff or your staff team, and have everyone recognize everyone else by their new “name” one day.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. In the book, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine YOUR new first name:

A = poopsie
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
J = stinky
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = tulefel
U = dorkey
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = bubble
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = brains
Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts.

Maybe it’s time to re-name your entire staff team?…Just for the fun of it!

And remember…children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day...