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For
the Fun Of It! Silly Stress Relief
Sometimes,
when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break
up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
new name.
Or…consider
this as an option for fun in the workplace one day soon…re-name your
central office staff or your staff team, and have everyone recognize everyone
else by their new “name” one day.
The
following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. In
the book, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine YOUR new first name:
A = poopsie
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
J = stinky
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = tulefel
U = dorkey
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa zsa
Use
the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
A = diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = bubble
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker
Use
the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = brains
Z = juice
Thus,
for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts.
Maybe
it’s time to re-name your entire staff team?…Just for the fun
of it!
And
remember…children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh
an average
of 4 times a day...