RA Stories: Those are my feet and legs…not the Urinal!

Submitted by an Anonymous RA

The first night the residents moved into my boyfriend’s hall, he heard a knock at his door. Thinking that maybe a resident needed his help or was in trouble, he groggily walked over and opened the door. Instead of finding a resident in need he found a resident that was so intoxicated he thought he was in the bathroom stall and proceeded to urinate all over my boyfriends legs and feet. The resident turned around to walk away and my boyfriend set him straight on where exactly the resident was to urinate the next time around. Unfortunately my boyfriend got the wrong end of that deal!