RA Stories: Naked Man Alert!

My first semester as a resident assistant.... one night very late, one of my residents knocked on my door to let me know that some man that she didn't know had walked into her room and passed out on the floor. She was nervous and had no idea what to do. She explained to me that he was completely naked laying on his backside and not responding. In the end everything turned out just fine. The proper authorities took the man away and my resident learned a very valuable lesson... never leave your door unlocked!