R.A. Stories: The Princess and the Pot

I have a resident that we call our 'princess' given that she wears Armani pj's and so on...anyhow she had used a pot in the kitchen to make pasta...before cooking, she asked me to help her turn the oven on!!!! and then ACTUALLY ASKED ME how she would know WHEN THE WATER IS BOILING!!! So in my calmest voice I explained to her that bubbles start to appear...anywho...

So then she makes pasta and leaves the dishes in the sink for like 3 days (which consisted of a pot, the rest were plastic so she threw them away) ....I asked her to clean it up and she said she was gonna put it in a bag and have her mom come pick it up on the weekend when she COMES TO DO HER LAUNDRY!!!!!!

So I told her "hun, you pick up a sponge and just rub it a little" and she proceeded to tell me she has never washed anything in her life...then I said well what are you gonna do after college when your mom can’t wash your stuff for you, and she told me she'd get a maid!!!! And I said well most college students don’t make enough money their first few years to hire a maid! And she tells me "oh well my mommy will then hire me one"!!!!!!!!!! Definitely took all my self-restraint and weeks of RA training and self-control and anger management and staying calm not to hit her with the pot!!!!!! And I get to live next door to this girl for another whole semester!!!!

I think I need the 100 bucks for therapy!!!!